It Takes Two (or more), Baby

Since LeBron left Cleveland for Miami, there has been a lot of talk about him not being able to "do it on his own" and that he needed to team up with other stars for a shot at a title. I think this argument is valid in the sense that I agree LeBron can not win a championship by himself. My argument is...who has? I picked apart the rosters of the past 30 NBA Championship teams (thanks to Basketball-Reference) and came to the conclusion that 27 out of the past 30 champions had at least two Hall of Famer/All Star/top tier players.

The three teams that won it all without two star players are the 1994 and 1995 Rockets, who rode the back of Hakeem Olajuwon during Michael Jordan's two-year hiatus, and the 2004 Pistons, who relied on one of the most suffocating defenses in NBA history.


1980 Lakers: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Magic Johnson
1981 Celtics: Larry Bird, Robert Parish, and Kevin McHale
1982 Lakers: Kareem, Magic, and Bob McAdoo
1983 76ers: Julius Erving and Moses Malone
1984 Celtics: Bird, Parish, McHale, and Dennis Johnson
1985 Lakers: Kareem, Magic, McAdoo, and James Worthy
1986 Celtics: Bird, Parish, McHale, and Bill Walton
1987 Lakers: Kareem, Magic, and Worthy
1988 Lakers: Kareem, Magic, and Worthy
1989 Pistons: Isiah Thomas, Adrian Dantley, Joe Dumars, and Dennis Rodman
1990 Pistons: Thomas, Dumars, and Rodman
1991 Bulls: Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen
1992 Bulls: Jordan and Pippen
1993 Bulls: Jordan and Pippen
1996 Bulls: Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman
1997 Bulls: Jordan, Pippen, Rodman, and Parish (in his 20th NBA season)
1998 Bulls: Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman
1999 Spurs: Tim Duncan and David Robinson
2000 Lakers: Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant
2001 Lakers: Shaq and Kobe
2002 Lakers: Shaq and Kobe
2003 Spurs: Duncan, Robinson, and Tony Parker
2005 Spurs: Duncan, Parker, and Manu Ginobili
2006 Heat: O'Neal, Dwyane Wade, and Gary Payton
2007 Spurs: Duncan, Parker, and Ginobili
2008 Celtics: Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Rajon Rondo
2009 Lakers: Kobe and Pau Gasol
2010 Lakers: Kobe and Gasol

Just a little food for thought for ya.

P.S. How awesome is the Lakers-Celtics dominance? Wow.

Just Spell the Word!

So I wake up today and the first thing I turn on is the Scripps National Spelling Bee. I usually leave it on and watch it with my eyes glued in wonder at the brains on some of these kids. I mean, what 12 year old do you know can spell appoggiatura in front of a hall full of people and many more watching on television? I'm pretty sure I was collecting baseball cards and flicking boogers at that age.

Anyway, as I prepared to be amazed, I quickly grew annoyed.

Uh, can you repeat the word?
Can I have the definition?
What's the country of origin?
Can you use the word in a sentence?
Am I saying the word right?
Can you repeat the definition?
Are there any alternate pronunciations?
You said it was French, right?


Bro just spell the word! Are you kidding me right now? Might as well ask for the spelling of the damn word! If I was in charge of the Spelling Bee, I'd take those questions out of the rule book quicker than you can spell staphylococci.

You want the definition? Should have studied that beforehand, dude. Country of origin? Nope, sorry. Webster's dictionary has all that info for you. Want a sentence? Make one up yourself. Tough luck. What other test have you taken where you can just ask a load of questions to help your cause? Good luck in 8th grade, kid. That type of thing ain't gonna fly there.

Oh, well there's too many words to memorize blah blah blah. Cry me a river, bro. Sometimes winning takes a little luck. If you didn't study the word, you're just shit outta luck. Plain and simple.

Someone needs to take a stand and stick it to these nerds. Might as well be me.

Inside the Cyber Life of an NBA 2K11 Star

Like many gamers out there, I spend much of my gaming time playing NBA 2K11. The game really isn't worth playing if you don't play online so that's really the only aspect of the game I have delved into. Let me make one thing clear before I continue: I am not particularly skilled at this game. That being said, it's not uncommon for me to get absolutely demolished by some nerd that spends 22 hours a day on Xbox Live. However, I can hold my own if I catch rythym. (By the way, my Xbox gamertag is AyeCee16. Add me if you got it.)

I have what I like to call a gamer's conscience, meaning I feel guilty using any of the following teams: Heat, Lakers, Celtics, Bulls. If I had to put a percentage on it, I play against these teams probably around 95% of the time I play. They're just so unstoppable if you really know how to play the game. My team of choice is the Thunder. They have skilled players, but are still bad enough in some areas that I feel somewhat accomplished if I win.

My go-to guy is Kevin Durant and for good reason. He's a lanky, yet smooth, player with a deadly shot. He's rated a 91 in the game, which is right at he bottom of what is considered elite. LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Kobe Bryant are all rated 97, to put it in perspective. A 91-rated player should be able to dominate any game if given the right opportunities to do so, right? That's what I thought too, until just the other night.

So I sign in to Xbox Live, I pick the Thunder, set my roster, and get ready for tip-off. The rest of the 20 minute game can be summed up in three words: Pull. Flick. Clank. Those are the pulling of the right joystick, the flick of its release to shoot the ball, and the clank of the ball hitting the rim and bouncing seemingly further away from the basket with each and every shot.

The right joystick has never been and hopefully never will be as fruitless as it was on that night. Durant was ice cold, shooting 2-18 from the field, scoring only 10 points (he was 6-6 from the line). I was playing the Celtics and they are a fine defensive team in their own right, but I was finding KD some prime looks at the basket. Layups, mid-range jumpers, three pointers all falling by the wayside. The game ended, I lost by a considerable margin, and I immediately began to think about what went wrong.

I mean, how could a player SO good be SO bad in a video game? It's not like he has feelings, right? After a moment of self-blame, it came to me. Is it possible that Kevin Durant actually has a cyber life inside the game itself? I know it seems crazy, but hear me out. I bet his cyber girlfriend sent him a text message breakup right before the game, right? That has to be it. Or I know, him and Russell Westbrook got into a cyber tussle in the locker room before warmups. Yeah, that explains it.

Maybe he had a bad plate of cyber pasta. You know, cyber food poisoning. No way he could play through that. Ah, there were probably cyber trade rumors coming from management. What do I know? I don't deal with the brass of the organization, I'm just the puppeteer. He's probably upset with his cyber contract. I'm rated a freakin' 91! Pay me like a 91! He had to realize he's being underpaid sooner or later.

There's nothing to do in Oklahoma City other than drink and watch college football. He probably went on a bender the night before. Yeah there we go, a cyber hangover. Just went David Wells on 'em. That bastard probably threw the game! Someone made him a cyber offer he couldn't refuse and he was able to put a little extra cash in his pocket after bricking up the joint.

It has to be one of those reasons, right? It just has to. It couldn't be my fault. No way.

LeBron James: Your Favorite Player's Favorite Player

The most hated player in all of sports.


It's a title that may not be glamorous in any sense of the word, but it's a title that defines great players. Only a few other players came to mind when I thought about who would give King James a run for his money: Derek Jeter and A-Rod in MLB, Tom Brady, Big Ben, and Mike Vick in the NFL, Alex Ovechkin in the NHL, and Kobe Bryant in the NBA. All undoubtedly among the best in their respective sports. However, since July of last year, they all fail in comparison to the hate that LeBron has received after leaving his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers for South Beach.

I have been a fan of LeBron's since he was in high school. I did a book report on his biography in the 7th grade, I collected all his basketball rookie cards, I bought the jerseys, and I had the shoes. What was not to like? However, like virtually everyone else, I was disappointed in the way he went about signing with Miami. I had NO problem with him leaving however.

Think about it, apply it to your life down the road. You are the top employee in your company year-in and year-out, doing exactly what's asked of you (and more). However, despite your personal success, you are a part of a failing company, in which the executives are unable to surround you with worthy employees. Sure, it feels nice to be the shining star in an otherwise gloomy enterprise, but you want more. You want to be a part of something bigger. Who doesn't?


LeBron spent seven years in Cleveland. They had their chances to build around him and they failed to do so. He booked it for Miami because he couldn't stand having Delonte West and Anderson Varejao as his secondary scoring options. What I don't understand is how so many people can hate him SO much.

LeBron is a once-in-a-generation player. I know, I know. Every Kobe fan is contemplating clicking off the page now. And why do so many Laker fans have it out for him anyway? Because of the non-existent rivalry between Kobe and LBJ? LeBron's teams are 7-1 against Kobe and the Lake Show, if I'm not mistaken. And they've never played each other in a meaningful game, unless you think a Christmas Day game counts as meaningful. I think it stems from the fact that LeBron is the one who took the best-player-in-the-league torch from Mamba a few years back. I love Kobe as much as the next person, but LeBron is a completely different species of player. What other player in the history of the league has his combination of size, strength, speed, power, maturity, and overall basketball IQ? Nobody.

If you've been watching the playoffs this past month, you've seen that he's finally putting it all together when it counts. He's the most complete player in the league. Derrick Rose may have won the MVP, but 'Bron left no question about who runs the NBA. LeBron should have won the MVP simply because of how bad the Cavs were without him. They finished 19-63 this year, after a 61-21 finish last season with LeBron still wearing #23. That's a 42 game swing! When Jordan first retired in 1993, the Bulls went 57-25 in his last season (at the time). Without him in 1994, they finished 55-27 and lost in game 7 of the 2nd round of the playoffs. Think about it, people...

Whether you want to admit it or not, LeBron is going to get his ring(s), this year or the next. Or both. Why hate when you can just sit back and enjoy watching one of the all-time greats succeed? He has his work cut out for him with Dirk and the Mavs, but I'd like to see him hold that Larry O'Brien trophy sooner than later. Or both.

Rapid Reaction: My Thoughts on Osama's Death

Yesterday marked one of the most important events of the 21st century and, undoubtedly, of the War on Terror. My eyes have been glued to virtually everything concerning Osama bin Laden's killing, including the operations made to take him down and the wild reaction across the country. There are a few things I'd like to touch upon. They are just my personal thoughts and also my reactions to things I've read, heard on the news, or have read/heard amongst my peers on Facebook/Twitter or at school.

Obama is straight killing it right now.
First off, he's fresh off a NATO bombing strike that killed the son of corrupt Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi. So Barack was feeling pretty good heading into the weekend of the Correspondent's Dinner in Washington DC. If you haven't seen the video of Barack's speech at the dinner, make YouTube your friend and watch the recap. He just might be the funniest president of all time. His delivery, his timing, and just his overall swagger behind the mic. Just killed it. He absolutely tortured Trump. I was embarrassed for The Donald, actually.

And for the grand finale, Barack finds and kills Public Enemy No. 1?! Everyone go ahead and mail in your 2012 ballots. It's in the bag. Book it. Done.

"This won't be the end of the war."
I'm sick of hearing this. Who said it was? Barack didn't come out and say Well guys, that's it. We won the war and now everyone can come home. Because we didn't. We killed the guy responsible for the most destructive act of terror on American soil in the 235-year history of the country. How could anyone make this out to be anything but a victory?

It's not a victory of the entire war, but it's a small victory within the war.

"It doesn't matter that he's dead. There are more terrorists."
Well no shit. Here's a quick history factoid:

In July of 1944, a man by the name of Claus von Stauffenberg attempted to assassinate one of the world's most dangerous men of all time. He planted a bomb inside a briefcase and then had it placed inside a conference room. The attempted assassination failed and the man went on to torture and kill over 5,000 more people. This man was Adolf Hitler.

Think about it. Had von Stauffenberg succeeded, Hitler doesn't go on to kill thousands more and the world is a much better place much sooner.

You do realize 9/11 wasn't Osama's first involvement in American terrorism, right? What makes you think he was done? His death may have meant the prevention of a future (and possibly much more tragic) attack on American civilization.

So just because he's not the only terrorist, we should have just let him be? So let me get this straight. You think the police should just stop investigating and looking for murderers because there will always be another murderer out there. What kind of idiotic logic is that?

Sure, Osama wasn't the only terrorist. But he was the most dangerous and the most destructive.

Navy SEAL Team 6 is badass.
The men responsible for killing Osama just handled their business and have moved on. Anyone affiliated (or thought to be affiliated) with Team 6 claims "there is no Team 6". These are some of the world's most highly-trained soldiers and their humility is just the cherry on top. They've potentially got a $25 million reward coming their way and it's well deserved.

Osama was in a mansion.
Not much to say about this. Just wow. Like really bro? Way to be subtle.
I guess he figured he had done his time hiding in caves and deserts and hills and that it was just time to flaunt his shit in a mansion with one of his wives. Then she was used as a "human shield", according to CNN. Nice.

Obama has steel balls.
Imagine if this had failed? Not only could we have killed innocent civilian lives in Pakistan, Obama could have responsible for the deaths of the best soldiers in all the military. It took guts to call the shots on this operation and it took even more guts to take action. It could have gone terribly wrong for Barack. Luckily, it didn't.

Strange happenings.
A few eerie coincidences running along the death of bin Laden:

May 1, 1945: Adolf Hitler reported dead. 66 years to the day.

May 1, 1776: Adam Weishaupt founds the Illuminati in Ingolstadt, Bavaria. 235 years to the day.

May 1, 2003: President Bush makes his "Mission Accomplished" speech, announcing the end of American involvement in Iraq. Obviously, he was mistaken. 8 years to the day.

ESPN was broadcasting the Mets-Phillies game on Sunday Night Baseball. At the time the news was announced to the stadium, the game was in the 9th inning and the score was tied 1-1.   9-1-1

Corn Nuts Are Not Classroom Friendly

We all love Corn Nuts. There's a bunch of different flavors, they're super crunchy, and they're just a good snack. But in NO way do they belong in the classroom. There's this girl in my English class that just doesn't get it. She sits two chairs away from me and eats these things ALL the time. It bugged me to a point, but I was okay with it because we were busy doing other things in class. But the she crunched her way through our midterm. Seriously? It was dead silent except for this girl's crunching. Like c'mon, it breaks like every rule regarding classroom food.

1. Food must not be crunchy.

Corn Nuts might literally be the crunchiest food of all time. Like there are seriously times when I thought I broke a tooth on one of these bad boys. Even worse, they're kinda tooth-shaped and -sized. So I'd get even more scared and check it, only to find out it was the Corn Nut.

2. Bag must not be crinkly.

Again, crinkliest bag of all time. It's not like the bag opening is big enough to just slip your hand inside and grab a handful. Either you twiddle your index and middle finger inside and scissor some out of the bag or you just pour 'em out. Either way, major crinklage going on there. Empty the bag into a zip-loc for all I care, just say no to the crinkly bag.

3. Food must not smell.

I love Corn Nuts as much as the next person, but everyone knows that once you start eating them, your breath is shot. Don't plan on having any up-close conversations after busting open a bag. There's no mint-flavored Corn Nuts, guys. Ranch, Barbecue, Nacho Cheese, and Chile Picante. Which one do you want to destroy your breath? The smell also just manages to float around. Like how powerful is that smell that it's able to just overwhelm a room like that?

4. Food must not require finger licking.

This might be a ticky-tack rule, but I think it's earned its spot. Corn Nuts, like Hot Cheetos and other chips, leave that flavored residue on the fingers. First instinct is to lick it off, I understand. But now you've got saliva and Ranch Corn Nut smelling residue on your fingers. Nice. Save the finger sucking for home and bring something else to eat in class. Gross.

Bottom line, don't bring Corn Nuts to class.

10 Games In: What Do We Know?

The Dodgers have played the first ten games of the season, faced three out of four division rivals, and have shown signs of both promise and disaster, starting off 6-4. Although these ten games are merely a drop in the bucket of the Blue Crew's 162-game schedule, we Dodger fans must take what we can get. Here's 5 up and 5 down:

5 Up
Matt Kemp
Talk about living up to potential. The Bison has started off the season firing on all cylinders. At the plate, a scorching split of .441/.537/.647 (BA/OBP/SLG). In the outfield, he dazzled us with his cannon arm, gunning down Orlando Hudson, who was trying to stretch a single to a double. On the base paths, a Major League-leading 7 stolen bases (on 7 attempts). What do we owe this early success to? Don Mattingly's new regime? Davey Lopes's insight on baserunning? Or is simply because Matt isn't Rihanna's Rude Boy anymore? Regardless of why, we're just happy it's happening.

Jamey Carroll
Definitely never expected to see Jamey's name on this list. However, he's earned it and has earned the playing time he has been given thus far. His .393 average and .452 OBP are both second on the team, behind Kemp. He has been solid in the field, playing in all 10 games at either second base or shortstop. At 37, he has provided leadership in the clubhouse and in the dugout. I'm not sure how long he can keep this up, but with Rafael Furcal on the disabled list, let's hope it's for a while.

Clayton Kershaw
What's not to love about the Dodgers' 23-year-old ace? There's his microscopic 1.37 ERA, his 11.0 strikeouts per 9 innings (K/9), and the fact that he owns the Giants. The Minotaur is 3-1 against The Hated Ones in his career, with a 1.07 ERA and 9.6 K/9. The Dodgers will ride his arm as far as it will take them and so far things are looking great.

Andre Ethier
Soon before Opening Day, rumors surfaced about Andre mulling the possibility of the 2011 season being his last in Dodger blue. I was worried that this would serve as a huge distraction and that it would keep Andre from his All-Star form. Ten games in, it seems I was wrong. He is continuing his success at the plate (.368/.442/.447), and has been his usual stalwart self in right field. If he can avoid the injury bug that bit him last year, Andre could be looking at a big 2011.

James Loney's Glove
Over the past five seasons, we have seen the Gold Glove potential in James's mitt, but in this small sample of 2011, he has taken his play to a whole new level. There have already been three or four plays that have caused me to jump out of my seat and talk about how it will be on SportsCenter's Top Plays later on. Of course ESPN is biased so they never put them in the Top 10, but that's another story. James is playing great first base and they need his bat to wake up if they want a shot at the NL West crown.

5 Down
Juan Uribe
His slow start wouldn't bother me as much if he wasn't the Dodgers' top free agent signing and if he hadn't come from the Giants. He is batting an anemic .129/.182/.161 and has only one extra-base hit. I will admit, he has been making solid contact more often than not, but he really has nothing to show for it. Hopefully he can start to catch some breaks and start producing runs like he did last year in San Francisco.

Rafael Furcal
"The Dodgers have placed Rafael Furcal on the disabled list." How many times have Dodgers heard this? I mean, geez. First it was his back, which has given him problems since his trip to the disabled list in 2008. Then there's the problems with his wrist, which was possibly going to send him to the DL this season. However, the Dodgers didn't need to use his wrist as an excuse after Raffy broke his left thumb last night while sliding into third. I know it's not his fault he got hurt and that he probably just has bad luck, but it just happens so often to him and he was batting .192 up to this point. He is the club's highest paid player and needs to play like it.

James Loney's Bat
I mentioned how well James is playing on the field, but his performance at the plate is a polar opposite. He is batting a measly .154/.190/.256 and has only shown power in hitter-friendly Coors Field. First basemen need to possess the ability to drive in runs at any given point in the game. James has never really been known for his power, but a .290/18/105 (BA/HR/RBI) season isn't out of his reach.

Jonathan Broxton
You didn't actually think I'd leave Brox off the list, did you? It's impossible to feel comfortable when he's on the mound with a save opportunity. His fastball has much of its velocity back, after dropping to 92-93 mph during last season, but he's not fooling anybody. His 2.1 K/9 are not supplying the intimidation that batters once had when stepping into the box to face him. Sure, he has 5 saves in 10 games, but thy haven't come easily.

Dodgers' Fans
If you haven't heard about the tragic events that took place after the Dodgers' Opening Day victory over the Giants, turn on your TV or make Google your friend. Those two "fans" that attacked Bryan Stow are what gives Dodger fans (and Los Angeles in general) a bad name. The Dodgers-Giants rivalry is one of the best in all of sports. The atmosphere at the stadium when thy play is unparalleled. But there is fine line between loyalty to your team and drunken stupidity. Do you think Don Mattingly is going to be proud that you threw your peanut shells at a Giants fan? You think Vin Scully will chuckle at the thought of you tossing your beer at someone. Everyone loves their favorite team. We all love the game. Why disrespect it like that?

Projected Roster (with current injuries taken into account)
1. Tony Gwynn LF
2. Jamey Carroll SS
3. Andre Ethier RF
4. Matt Kemp CF
5. James Loney 1B
6. Juan Uribe 3B
7. Rod Barajas C
8. Ivan DeJesus/Aaron Miles 2B
9. Pitcher's Spot